*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
im just waitin for some mysterious person to come into my life and tell me i am the chosen one for some crazy ass mission thing which will be no surprise to me cuz i rock n i kick butt n then ill save the world but in a cool n badass way n probably look hot as heck while doing it
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Guys, with all the speculation about who the Keyblade Guardians of Light are, there’s one keyblade wielder we’ve neglected to mention
now that im done replyin to jubi/editing themes, ACTUally bed time
when people start getting close to your friends
guess who jacked their shoulder and gave themselves rug burn at aikido tonight [points at self] this guy